why are my spouse and I speaking different languages?
I swear I speak English, but I need a translator for my wife to understand me! I guess that's why I am practically celibate, I wish I were a priest, then I would be getting some.
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Contrary to our religious beliefs, that is why it is a good idea to get as much action as you can before you are married.
I know that most returned missionaries rush home and get married, with visions of all the loving they can handle once they are married. But that is not the case.
I know they castrate sex offenders to lower their sex drives. Has anyone looked into this for someone that has been married for more than 10 years? I think it makes sense.... It's not like I am using them for anything.
I think you are both WHINERS!!! If you really wanted "some" there are definately creative ways to "Speak her language". Use your imagination and you maybe surprised what she is willing to participate in...
2 comments:
Contrary to our religious beliefs, that is why it is a good idea to get as much action as you can before you are married.
I know that most returned missionaries rush home and get married, with visions of all the loving they can handle once they are married. But that is not the case.
I know they castrate sex offenders to lower their sex drives. Has anyone looked into this for someone that has been married for more than 10 years? I think it makes sense.... It's not like I am using them for anything.
I think you are both WHINERS!!! If you really wanted "some" there are definately creative ways to "Speak her language". Use your imagination and you maybe surprised what she is willing to participate in...
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